Caution is the mother of all virtues, even if the pandemic is fading like an 80s pop song. So, I quickly push the test stick up to just before the brain mass and then wait another fifteen minutes. Me-time for Jan in his stressful daily routine, between presenting and hardware store openings. Or not, because in the waiting room he runs into Porky and Philipp from Deichkind. And since his small-talk skills have become a bit rusty during the pandemic, it's time (once again) for the emergency questions.