Self-absorbed Tash blindly waves Andrew's make up-offer to help relaunch her modeling career. Instead she organizes a poster signing session at Charlies. As it only draws nobodies he don't consume, barman Kyle has to carry her outside over his shoulder, which however shows off his fine physique so as to draw ladies. An uncensored poster buys his clemency, to Andrew's dismay. Paul decides to sell PiratesNet in order to shield his family in case Diane brings it down, but instead of listening, haughty Rebecca just scolds his 'arrogance'. Declan realizes it's in her own interest, but just when he gets trough top her Zeke comes up with an alternative plan, sponsoring from the devoted audience.